Amusing quotes overheard in the workplace. In all cases, the speaker was trying to say one thing when they meant another. In all cases, the resulting turn of phrase is maybe even more awesome than the original would have been in the context.
At the epic center (not epicenter)
When push comes to shovel (not shove)
There's another caviar on the first point (not caveat)
Just goes to show how malleable and cool language can be.